A little something to put a smile on your face. :)
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY
FROM SOUTH TEXAS
COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON
THAT IF HE
WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE,
THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A
PINCH OF GUN POWDER
ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE
GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE
OF 103 WHEN HE
DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN,
30 GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
AND A 15-FOOT CRATER WHERE THE
CREMATORIUM USED TO
BE...
SD
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