This is hilarious!
Priceless
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a
speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived there was a limousine
there to transport him to his home.
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never
Driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'
The
driver said,
'No problem. Have at it.'
Billy
gets into the driver's seat and they head
off
Down the highway.
Down the highway.
A short distance
away
Sat a rookie State Trooper operating his
first speed trap.
The
long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph
zone.
The
trooper pulled out
And easily caught the limo
And easily caught the limo
And he got out of his patrol car to begin
the procedure.
The
young trooper walked up to the driver's
door
And when the
glass
Was rolled down,
He was surprised to see
Who was driving.
Was rolled down,
He was surprised to see
Who was driving.
He
immediately excused himself and went back to his
car
And called his supervisor.
And called his supervisor.
He told the
supervisor,
'I know we are
supposed
To enforce the
law....
But I also know
that
Important people
are
Given certain
courtesies.
I need to know
what
I should do
because
I
have stopped a
Very important
person.'
The
supervisor asked,
'Is it the governor?'
The young trooper said,
'No, he's more important
Than
that.'
The supervisor said,
'Oh, so it's the
president.'
The young trooper said,
'No,
he's even more
Important than
that.'
The supervisor finally
asked,
Well then, who is it?'
The
young trooper said,
'I think it's
Jesus,
Because he's got Billy Graham for a
chauffeur!'
Smile -
God loves you! I ask the Lord to bless
you, as I pray for you
today;
To guide you and
protect you, as you go along your way
God's love is always with
you, God's promises are true.
And when you give
God all your cares, you know God will see you
through.
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